| 06.20.05 |
 2 Skinnee J's - 5 Nights of Fury Reunion Tour 2005 click here for tickets 'cause they're going fast" |
| 06.05.05 |
2SJ Message Board is backup ! |
| 05.07.05 |
| 2 SKINNEE J’s MONDAY JULY 18, 2005 NEW YORK CITY, NY performing aboard THE TEMPTRESS (500 capacity) 3-hour evening cruise through NYC harbor click here to buy tickets - http://www.rocksoff.com/boatcruise.html “Could it be…Imminent Skinnee Loss Syndrome?!? Skinnee fans, things are dire. When last I wrote you, I spoke of a malaise afflicting the J’s. I told you how they had broken free of my mind controls. I recounted a fearsome tale of how they had abandoned the cause of Pluto in favor of the diabolical planet Zargon. I feared the worst. Well my friends, the worst is now upon us… As I now know, Planet Zargon is a hoax, a false prophet created in a mass hallucination by the Skinnee J’s in response to the sudden loss of my guiding light in their lives. The last time I had seen symptoms like these was…well, it was July 18, 2003. Could it be…? Yes, it could! 2 Skinnee J’s have developed the terrible, the dreaded I.S.L.S.—Imminent Skinnee Loss Syndrome! All is not lost, however. We can help the J’s save themselves - even at this advanced stage of infection - but I will need your help. My team of expert scientists has, using complicated formulas involving nautical and astronomical variables, determined the exact location and date to apply the antidote… Join me Monday, July 18, 2005, ironically the anniversary date of their Farewell Show, aboard the Temptress for a special 3-hour cruise around NYC and for a touching, lifesaving reunion performance of 2 Skinnee J’s in “A Concert To Save Them All or They’re All Gonna Die!” Some of you may recall previous J’s concerts aboard boats. Well, I got a bigger boat this time – a ‘ship’ in fact - two and half times bigger than the previous boat. If you’re a survivor, one of the few to live through the first wave of this dreaded affliction…we will need your airborne antibodies to beat this thing. The ship must be filled to capacity or it won’t work, and the blood of your rock and roll heroes will be on your hands forever. Plus, I will take a beating on the back end. So please come out…for them!” A.J. Stumpy Johnson Concert Info: SAVE THE J'S! ROCK N ROLL REUNION CRUISE MONDAY JULY 18, 2005 click here to buy tickets… Tickets are very limited so get yours now! |
| 04.22.05 |
| Well, as you may or may not have noticed, the Message board is currently down. This is due to some random kid out there who exploited a vulernability in the message board. Anyways, we're in the process of getting it back up..On another note, there will be a "little" surprise on the site very soon. So check back very soon! |